Saturday, April 23, 2011

10 Dank 4/20 Pickup Lines

This is a pretty funny list Scott Alden wrote for It's a list of pick up lines to use on girls. Pick up lines that you would use if you were both really stoned.

I love stoner girls. Every time I find out a girl I'm interested in smokes weed, I immediately start imagining our children's names. BECAUSE I WANT TO MARRY HER. I would pick the girl next door over Sofia Vergara any day if she came over with a bong. Then again if Sofia Vergara came over with a bong I'd literally burst into a thousand weed crystals.

I didn't realize how valuable such a list would be. Then last night happened. I got super stoned with a group of friends. I wish I had remembered some of these to try out on some of the ladies. Of course if I just stopped calling girls ladies that might help too...

Girls if you want pick up lines to use on guys, you are already failing. Guys don't need pick up lines, just invite us to smoke a bowl, and then just start getting naked...

1. "Isn't it crazy how everything is happening all the time RIGHT NOW? Wait... Hey, I'm Scott."

2. "(Just stare for 20 seconds) Wait, what's your name again?"

3. "(Wait until it's totally silent) Man, this song just makes me want to move."

5. "I look at you and it's like 'I've never quite heard it put that way before.' But, like, justlooking at you. You know?!"

5. "I just saw you from across the room and thought 'I bet she needs a taco right now, too.'"

6. "It's literally like there's no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, isthere anyone else in the room?"

To read the rest of these go check out the article here:

Have a good one, peace...

I'll just leave this Sofia Vergara picture here...

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

OFWGKTA and Pharrell at Coachella

Coachella is a carnival of madness. There was fun and chaos around every corner, and yet it all went off without a hitch, and even better than expected. I spent an hour of the first day, at the front of the Sahara Tent stage for the Odd Furture show.

"I’m a fucking walking paradox

No I’m not threesomes with a fucking triceratops

Reptar rapping as I’m mocking deaf rock stars" - OFWGKTA

For Odd Future fans this was the groups biggest performance. It was because of Coachella that they became so popular in the beginning of 2011. Odd Future leader Tyler the Creator is a wild hurricane of dark fantasy. The group's raps are like chants out Satan's son's angsty high school journal. It's rancid, but "real".

"Jesus called he said sick of the disses

I told him to quit bitching this isn’t a fucking hotline

For a fucking shrink sheesh I already got mine"

The performance was pretty awesome. OFWGKTA brings only the basics. And that gave their show that "real" feeling I was talking about. Before the final song Tyler surprised the audience by bringing out Pharrell. The photo you see here is one that I took with the Sony bloggies they were checking out to Coachella guests.

Anyway, Coachella was tight and I was smoking bowls nonstop. If you guys wanna chat more with me, or find out how to see more pics from the show or anything else email, comment, tweet, whatever.


Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Baked Life is Going to Coachella... That Means I AM!!

This year I'll be front and center at some of the best musical acts of the year. Part of the ourney I'll be capturing some of the Coachella related material you'll be seeing on The headliners range from Kanye West, all the way around to Arcade Fire. It's going to be fun as hell.

Coachella is like an outdoor rave when it comes to drug use. I'm not saying that advocate wild drug use. But it's going to hapen this year. Just like it has every year. That said, It's going to be fun as hell.

Look over the Line up. It's a wide variety of music. Keep up with us, and if you want to share anything remember the email is, and we're on twitter, and facebook! I'm going to be logged in for much of the festival. It's going to be fun as hell

Laker Spirit is Everywhere I Go

Hey guys. I haven't dropped you guys a post in a while. So here you go. Have an awesome day every day!!

There is a lot of Lakers inspiration in Los Angeles medical marijuana community. These pictures are of products from Enjoy Jars and LEHHC. If you live in California the Lakers are a daily topic of conversation. Every Headshop and many stoners carry Laker gear of all sorts. I can dig it...

I guess stoners love to watch basketball. Or maybe the Lakers just deserve it!!


Friday, March 25, 2011

Friday - 420 Tolerance Break Update 3/20 to 4/20

I know I'm supposed to be keeping you all updated my weed break from 3/20 to 4/20. The thing is I've been so busy adjusting to the dull clarity of everyday life without pot, that I haven't had time for anything. If you're wondering though, I have been successful so don't worry. I'll update you with more of how I'm feeling after I stop hating the world so damn much.

If you want to know what this friday without weed is going to be like for me, let me sum it up with one video!

LAWLZ. This video is honestly too funny. I'm not a hater like those millions upon millions of trash talkers out there. Nonetheless the humor in this is inescapable, especially because it's a national phenomena.

Oh and if you couldn't tell, in this video I'm the rapper guy. Sorry I don't actually rhyme at all in my raps. And seemed to be perplexed by the fact that there are other people driving on the freeway with me!?!?!?! LAWLZ!!

Keep Checking back for more of my tolerance break updates.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Smoking Resin and Smoking Cigarettes. I'm Fucking Up

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been around in a while. I've been so busy getting myself together mentally, smoking pot, working on and going to school. It's never that I'm doing too much, but sometimes I just don't feel up to handling the load.

I think that's one of the downsides of dealing with a "reward" habit like pot smoking. I don't know what it's like for other people because I don't think to ask, but it feels as though I sometimes try to reward myself when I'm not feeling good. Even if I maybe should be doing more work.

For instance tonight. I could be spending time finishing up some work, but I feel incurably lazy. I haven't bought pot in a while (because my car has is in the shop and there are no dispensaries in biking distance). So I smoked a little resin today from the inside of my pipe. If it's not bad enough that I was smoking weed remnants like a crack addict I'm also going to go buy a pack of cigarettes.

I don't take healthy living to seriously. It's impossible. I might be able to give up pork, beef, and chicken, but I can't seem to give up some of the habits that are actually bad for me. My life is like a fucking Childish Gambino album.

Well time to go get those cigarettes. Smoke em if you got em I say. Even though I know quitting will always be in the back of my mind...

>>>>> Te picture on the right is from about a month ago. I was blazing some joints near the beach. It's relevant cause I say it is.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Edibles vs Munchies #1

Round 1 of "Edibles vs. Munchies".
Strawberry Cake Edibles Vs The Hotcorndog
Which Will Win


Wednesday, February 16, 2011

My Live Stoned Bracelet Wooo

I snapped a picture of it during my last sesh...
You can get one at

"Getting out" is Important

A few days ago I went out to the desert to smoke a bowl with a friend of mine. I realized how long it had been since I had smoked outdoors.

It seems like we do everything in doors now a days. Whether I'm blogging, playing video games, at my "other job", or school, I'm constantly indoors.

One of my New Year's Resolutions was to get out more. I didn't mean "get out", as in go to more movies and social events. Most of those things also take place inside too. I want to reconnect with nature a bit.

Mother earth is full of an abundance of experiences. As a stoner, I know that better than most. I'm talking about how weed come from nature if you didn't get it. So I should be among the first to realize the importance of having regular contact with the outdoors. Even now as I sit here typing, the overcast afternoon is begging me to come feel the wind, the drizzling rain drops, and the little bit of sun light that's pushing through the clouds.

Well, here I come pipe in hand...